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Hello there. This is the blog of a girl who likes to waste time and eat and think about irrelevant stuff.
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2 days ago
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gmacht
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oh season 2
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why is it not here yet
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2 days ago
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studio-ghibli-animations
jim:
hello?
sebastian:
is this a bad time?
jim:
yes of course it is, what do you want?
sebastian:
that kitten came back to our flat. i've decided you can keep it.
jim:
SAY THAT AGAIN. say that again, and know, that if you are lying to me, i will find you, and i will skin you.
sebastian:
if you don't come home with cat supplies in the next half hour i'm using it for target practice.
jim:
WAIT.
jim:
sorry, wrong day to die.
sherlock:
oh, did you get a better offer?
jim:
you'll be hearing from me, sherlock.
jim:
if you have what you say you have, i'll make you rich. if you don't, i'll make you into shoes.
sebastian:
i already have access to your bank account, and you have enough shoes. just come home before this cat pees on the rug.
jim:
i'm just trying to act cool, i'm with sherlock and john. okay they're gone. what should we name it?
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2 days ago
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broriarty
My 4-yr-old cousin watching "Thor" for the first time
her:
Is the green guy a bad guy?
me:
Not really. His name is Loki.
her:
Logi?
me:
Low-key
her:
Loki? Ok.
her:
I like Loki.
her:
Is Thor a princess?
her:
Thor gets hit by cars a lot.
her:
WHY IS LOKI BLUE
her:
Is it because he's sad?
her:
Poor Loki.
her:
Can we have him?
her:
Thor and that girl are gonna get married
her:
Is Loki bad now?
me:
Yup.
her:
He likes being bad.
her:
Because he likes his spear.
her:
and his helmet.
her:
Thor wants to stop Loki right?
me:
Yes he does.
her:
But- Thor doesn't want to kill Loki.
her:
Because Thor loves Loki a lot.
her:
No! Did Loki die?!
her:
But I liked Loki...
her:
I bet Thor misses him,
her:
I miss him.
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4 days ago
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murphey
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can she be my cousin too?
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seriously
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4 days ago
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sheamnessy
imagine if it went the opposite way around
Me:
Hi! Can you sign my pap-
Band Member:
Marry me.
Me:
What?
Band Member:
What?
Me:
Band Member:
Me:
Band Member:
I mean yeah, sure I'll sign your paper.
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4 days ago
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soldmysoultochrisdrew
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